Funny Author Gifts for Men and Women, Don't Trust An Author That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot Heart Ornament, Unique Christmas Unique Gifts for Coworkers, Friends and Family from Men
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Funny Author Gifts for Men and Women, Don't Trust An Author That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot Heart Ornament, Unique Christmas Unique Gifts for Coworkers, Friends and Family from Men
Are you looking for a unique gift for the author in your life? Look no further! This funny heart ornament is the perfect way to show your appreciation for their literary skills. The quote 'Don't Trust An Author That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' is a hilarious and relatable message that any author would love.
This heart-shaped ornament is made of sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring a long-lasting design that will be cherished for years to come. It is also lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets. The festive gold cord makes it easy to hang and decorate.
This is the ideal gift for authors, writers, and book lovers alike. Whether you're looking for a unique gift for Christmas or just want to show your appreciation for someone's writing skills, this heart ornament is a great choice.
So why wait? Order this funny author heart ornament today and show your appreciation for the authors in your life!
- A unique and funny gift for authors, writers, and book lovers
- Made of sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for long-lasting designs
- Vibrantly printed from edge-to-edge via Sublimation, ensuring bright, vivid colors
- Lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets
- Don't miss out and show your appreciation for the authors in your life - a great Christmas gift for friends, family, coworkers, and more!
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